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The place to be on Thursday nights, that is. From henceforth, the
venerable Don "The Tiger from Mandalay Bay" Le, aka Don "the Mack is Back" Le, aka Don "I Got Skillz
to Pay the Billz" Le, aka Don "I'm More Fly than Kanye" Le, will be
available to the general female public on Thursday nights at Dave and
Buster's in Milpitas. There will be much revelry, much gaiety (err,
make that heterogaiety), and much Don to be had by all. I will be
sitting by myself at the bar, waiting to be approached by eligible
bachelorettes. If I am not there, you can check for me at the
high-ticket yield games (I don't play any game that doesn't pay at
least 200 tickets, that's how the Don rolls, you know what I mean?!).
 This is not a high-ticket yield game.
To the ladies: Before approaching me, please refer to previous posts to see if you have the prerequisite qualities and accomplishments.
To the posers:
Here's a challenge to all the wannabe players out there. If you can
walk out with more phone numbers from females at the end of the night,
I will give up my playahood forever. I'll still do collaborative
projects to help out my krew (e.g. Leedah Wong's bachelor's party), but
no more solo stuff. Bring it.
 These are posers. Notice lack of female compatriots. | | |
| Yes, my dear readers, you read that correctly. Don H. Le has finally found the girl of his dreams, and she's everything I ever wanted. She's cute, regal, speaks fluent Chinese, and cooks a mean bowl of phở!
Isn't she beautiful? And best of all...she has a wicked super shot.
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I'm paying for Daphne and Victor's wedding! Congratulations! I love you guys! | | |
| 1) The Complete History of Times that Don Le Left a Room with Keys, Cellphone and Wallet in Hand
2) The Don Method: How to Tell the Truth
3) The Short and the Spiky (A Photo Journal of Don's Haircuts)
4) Identity: Vietnamese People to whom I am not Related, an autobiography
5) A Comprehensive List of Girls that Have a Chance with Don Le, authorized edition
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| I appreciate both of you (WizeSteveBanana and BoogieDownMomo). Maybe there are others who like to read my writing but don't comment; thank you to all of you as well.
Please come to Good Shepherd Christian Church this Sunday (May 14, 2006) to the first sermon ever given by the venerable Don Le. The time has come. If you do not agree with what I say, we can settle it over a game of ping-pong. Then we'll see if you dare to disagree!!! How about a few more exclamation marks!!!!!!!!! That's right. In summary:
Speaker: Don Le
Ping pong champion: Also Don Le
Topic: You have to come to find out
Place: Warm Springs Community Center (47300 Fernald St, Fremont, CA 94539)
Time: 11:29 AM Pacific Standard Time
Don Le's Digits: You wish you had them, gurlfrend! You can't handle the Don digits!!
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